Quotes from She's the Man

Monique, a sexy girl walks into an Italian restaurant. As she approaches a booth with Duke, Toby and Justin, Justin calls out to her.

Justin

Hey, pretty lady.

Monique

Ew, what– what are you, hitting on me?

Justin

Erm, just–

Monique

(imitating him)

Erwi just, hm, yeah. Okay, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to guys with faces like yours.

After Viola reveals that she has been masquerading as her brother for the past two weeks and asks Duke to forgive her and let her play football to prove that girls can play as well as guys, Duke responds.

Duke

It's just like what coach says before every game; be not afraid of greatness, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I think the best chance for us to be great here today is to have you play.

Which is taken from William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, on which the film is based.